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If Only There Was a Keyboard for Life

“Well, Mr. Hinley your idea sticks worse than dog poo on a tin roof in July.”

Delete.

“Great idea, Mr. Hinley.”


“Ugh. I only have five bucks.”

Control C. Control V.

“Bills are paid!”


“My kitchen looks like a horde of zombies decided to have a potluck dinner.”

Control X.

“All better.”


“Your breath smells like dog poo on a tin roof in July.”

Space Bar. Space Bar. Space Bar. Space Bar.

“Well, now you won’t be able to hear me.”

Caps Lock.

“I HEAR YOU NOW!”


“Ugh, I wish it were Friday already.”

PgDn.

“Hello, Friday.”


“Oh, no it’s already Sunday.”

PgUp.

“Hello, Saturday.”


“This has been the worst year ever!”

Press and hold arrow key.

“Happy New Year!”


“I just want to go on vacation!”

Esc.

“Pass me the sunscreen!”


 “I wish I were home.”

 Home.

“What is that dog doing on my roof?”